Monday, November 25, 2002
WORDS OF WISDOM
To the Bush twins as they turn 21, excerpted from the NY Daily News:
Burn the fake ID cards.Go back to Austin's margarita palace, Chuy's, where the bartender called the cops on you. Tipping is optional.
Since you are a Bush, beware of pretzels.
Listen to advice from your family — except for cousin Noelle. Don't drink anything that comes in a fish bowl.
Every time dad uses the word "evil" in public, down a shot.
Swap nights in the Lincoln Bedroom for drinks on the house.
Leave the public hurling to your grandfather.
When the party's over, go cow-tipping in your own backyard. Secret Service agents aren't just third wheels — think of them as designated drivers!
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