Whatever you do, don't listen to the advice in this article about getting Reds Opening Day tickets.

1) They suggest that the kid camping out for 96 hours could just get them online. If you trust that you'll be able to get tickets by your computer you'll be sorely disappointed. You'll most likely find yourself waiting in a digital waiting room, frantically clicking "Refresh" for 20 minutes at which point you'll find that they're sold out.

2) The kid waiting in line for 96 hours says he won't even be getting the best seats available. That's just stupid. He says he has to look at the economics. I pray to God he's not an economics major because if he is he's not graduating from college. He could get the best available, sell them on eBay and then buy the cheaper seats he wants. That would actually make him money.