function Random(N) { return Math.floor(N*(Math.random()%1)) }

var iRan = Random(51);
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quote[0]="\"When there's no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world.\"";
quote[1]="\"In the greater scheme, in the big picture nothing we do matters. There's no grand plan, no big win... and if there's no great glorious end to all this, nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.  'Cause that’s all there is, what we do now, today.\"";
quote[2]="\"Nothing in the world is as it ought to  be. It's harsh and cruel, but that's why there's us. Champions.  It doesn't matter where we come from; what we've done, or suffered, or even if we make a difference. We live as though the world were as it should be, to show it what it can be.\"";
quote[3]="\"The years I lobbied to be treated as an adult have blown up in my face.\"";
quote[4]="\"Not a substitute for human interaction\"";
quote[5]="\"Everybody dies. What matters is what you do between now and when it happens to you.\"";
quote[6]="\"I think it's impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves.\"";
quote[7]="\"All the stories are fictions. What matters is which fiction you believe.\"";
quote[8]="\"Your trust in rationality makes you irrational.\"";
quote[9]="\"[W]hen both parties are lying and they both know the other party's lying, it comes powerful close to being the same thing as telling the truth.\"";
quote[10]="\"Knowledge is just opinion that you trust enough to act upon.\"";
quote[11]="\"You're only so sure you're right because they're so sure you're wrong.\"";
quote[12]="\"I have no way of knowing that your story is not true-but you have no way of knowing that my story isn't true. So I will choose the one that I love. I will choose the one that, if it's true, makes this reality one worth living in. I'll act as if the life I hope for is real life,and the life that disgusts me-your life, your view of life-is the lie.\"";
quote[13]="\"The wise are not wise because they make no mistakes. They are wise because they correct their mistakes as soon as they recognize them.\"";
quote[14]="\"Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be.\"";
quote[15]="\"Good people can't out-think evil, cause evil thinks of things good folks can't think of.\"";
quote[16]="\"It is the downfall of evil, that it never sees far enough ahead.\"";
quote[17]="\"... Christians have been expecting the imminent end of the world for millennia.\"<br><BR>\"But it keeps not ending.\"<br><BR>\"So far, so good.\"";
quote[18]="\"In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him.\"";
quote[19]="\"Human beings are free except when humanity needs them.\"";
quote[20]="\"Nobody controls his own life. The best you can do is choose to be controlled by good people, by people who love you.\"";
quote[21]="\"How can I tell the good people from the bad, if the bad people all have some way of convincing themselves that they’re trying to do good even though they’re doing something terrible?\"";
quote[22]="\"You are so convinced that you believe only what you believe that you believe, that you remain utterly blind to what you really believe without believing you believe it.\"";
quote[23]="\"People who understand the purpose of the rules don't become bureaucrats.\"";
quote[24]="\"As long as you keep getting born, it's alright to die some times.\"";
quote[25]="\"If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.\"";
quote[26]="\"I haven't discovered any answers. But at least I know what some of the questions are.\"";
quote[27]="\"If I'm the only one, then there's at least one.\"";
quote[28]="\"Everyone dies. Everyone leaves. What matters is the things you build together before they go. What matters is the part of them that continues in you before they're gone.\"";
quote[29]="\"From all wise men, oh Lord, protect us.\"";
quote[30]="Will work for money and benefits.";
quote[31]="\"I see the light! (Pause) It burns!!!\"";
quote[32]="\"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.\"";
quote[33]="\"Does this mean we won't be having the monkey circus and fireworks display?\"";
quote[34]="\"In your face, space coyote!\"";
quote[35]="\"Last time I had this much fun I was face down in a pizza pie, eating my way to freedom!\"";
quote[36]="\"One of the many advantages of being cool like me is that you don't get eaten by cannibals.\"";
quote[37]="From the creator of RobBernard.com";
quote[38]="\"The only time a nation has both [peace and freedom] at the same time is during that brief period of exhilarated exhaustion after winning a war.\"";
quote[39]="\"The man in the middle is the knave who blanks out the truth in order to pretend that no choice or values exist, who is willing to sit out the course of any battle, willing to cash in on the blood of the innocent... who dispenses justice by condemning both the robber and the robbed to jail, who solves conflicts by ordering the thinker and the fool to meet each other halfway.\"";
quote[40]="\"I draw the line at making giant rubber band balls. That's when you'll just have to get a life.\"<BR><BR>\"That's what I'm trying to do actually, is, um, get a life.\"<BR><BR>\"It might go better if you left the house.\"";
quote[41]="\"When one makes enemies one knows that one's dangerous where it's necessary to be dangerous.  There are things that must be destroyed - or they'll destroy us.\"";
quote[42]="\"Surely you've seen through that particular stupidity. I mean the one that claims the pig is the symbol of love for humanity - the creature that accepts anything. As a matter of fact, the person who loves everybody and feels at home everywhere is the true hater of mankind.  He expects nothing of men, so no form of depravity can outrage him.\"";
quote[43]="\"It's one or the other.  One doesn't love God and sacrilege impartially.  Except when one doesn't know that sacrilege has been committed.  Because one doesn't know God.\"";
quote[44]="\"Why struggle with faith? Life can be sort of peaceful when you stop struggling.\"<BR><BR>\"It's a lot like drowning that way.\"";
quote[45]="\"I don't pay any attention to politics.\"<BR><BR>\"You should.  It's only barely less important than your own heartbeat.\"<BR><BR>\"I don't pay any attention to that, either.\"";
quote[46]="\"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things.  The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling that thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.  The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight... is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.\"";
quote[47]="\"Democracy is a poor system of government at best; the only thing that can honestly be said in its favor is that it is about eight times as good as any other method the human race has ever tried.\"";
quote[48]="\"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.\"";
quote[49]="\"Spare me your 6th grade, Michael Moore logic.\"";
quote[50]="When I was a boy, I dreamed of one day working in a fabric-covered box.  I'm living proof that dreams do come true.";
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